open invitation
it’s only been a few hours since the car crash terror but im already bored of walking around looking for fit girls. so this is an open call announcement for any girls reading this to come and find me instead! im not exactly hard to find – just look for the massive #### off WKS tourbus at teepee village in wales. if you’re here and youre not HERE then youre not making the most of your weekend. and thats sad! let me make the most of you…
seriously though just knock on the door and one of my lovely assistants will be only too glad to show you to my hospital bunk. any booze that you bring will also be greatly appreciated. just consider it my final wish. i don’t know how long im going to survive these injuries. just think of my arm as a “love sling”. actually maybe just google that phrase and youll get a pretty clear impression of what to expect.
