yeah yeah. really funny film about me smoking on the wks website. so stupid. dieter needs to grow up. he has the stupidest sense of humour ever. its about as good as his music taste. all german ########. #### knows why everyone has to listen to his music when ive actually djed in clubs before.

last day at global gathering. really tired. not really in the mood to be on a bus for hours.

dear mum. you had to find out some time. i just cant hide it anymore. its true – im a smoker. what a filthy habit. i know. youre shocked. oh the shame! sorry you had to find out this way but its who i am. all the greats smoke. it makes your voice sound sexy [...]

ahhhh. i wanted girls in bikinis and i got dieter instead. he just won the competition. i stress JUST. i had it in the bag but was distracted at the last minute. I say he won by default. now hes dancing around with his top off covered in UV paint. its not a pretty sight. [...]

just found out the next challenge is an eating competition. we’re going to be timed while we stuff our faces. sounds like prison or something. ha. ive got a good chance i think. the girls are probably gonna be rubbish so thats half of the people beaten already. Dieter is bursting with confidence of course. [...]

i can hear dance music coming out of every tent – we’re at global gathering! finally. thank #### we’re off the bus. im sick of sitting down. its great to be back at a festival even if this isnt really my kind of music. never been to a proper dance festival before. are you meant [...]