now because of dieter we all have to wear these stupid costumes to the party. i know the producer’s only making us wear them because dieter cheated on the task by getting his mates to do everything. thanks a lot. now we all have to dress up as hotdogs. that’s really cool. i hope you’re [...]

it ###### me off to see everyone thanking dieter for something i was JUST ABOUT TO DO! actually i had to cancel the people i had coming because of him and his promoter mates. and this aint my granny i’m talking about. dieter just took over and booked it all without asking me what i’d [...]

what the ####?! only just got back into my room and out of the ####### hallway. tete and emma thought itd be really funny to throw me outside when i was in the bath. ive been freezing my nuts off outside while they did claires makeup. really important. yeh right. im just annoyed because its [...]

this is not cool. everyone thinks its funny that the hotel has a JUDE room thats been painted pink. im staying in it too. great. totally ruining the name. ive got a lot of work to do to get back its good reputation now. gonna have to hit it hard tonight – with drinks and [...]