we’ve each had a text from the producers today saying we have to go and meet them. it had to happen some time i suppose. they must be missing us. actually theyre supposed to have found replacements for us. ha. like they could. kian reckons it’s just a bluff but claire and emma are well [...]
kian you are a ####! first you try to kill me by pushing me in front of a speeding car, then you fleabay possibly my most cherished sartorial item. i should have made this clearer when i laid down the fleabay rules – basically the all saints jacket is waaay off limits. move away from [...]
it’s only been a few hours since the car crash terror but im already bored of walking around looking for fit girls. so this is an open call announcement for any girls reading this to come and find me instead! im not exactly hard to find – just look for the massive #### off WKS [...]
this is going to sound weird… but i just got back from hospital. i’m not kidding!! seriously – i’ve got my arm in a sling and my face is a little bit less attractive (not that much though!). actually it’s all kian’s pants fault. i ran in front of a car when i was running [...]
sorry joe, but you are a plank. if you aren’t getting us lost or running out of petrol you are risking our lives by crashing this mobile village. this week i’ve had quite enough car crashes for me to last a lifetime thanks.
well i guess no one’s that worried about their stuff. none of it’s been guarded very well, thats for sure. it would be very easy for someone to go into kians bunk- just for example -and take his most, er, necessary possessions. then again maybe he doesnt need pants. maybe theyre too constricting. maybe he [...]
woah. the drinks here are all so expensive. if i were any of the rest of these busmates i’d be worried about the serious amount of fleabaying that’s about to happen. thats what it exists for- a crisis just like this. we all need alcohol to function. let’s get the stealing party started!
i hope we can travel to a festival by ourselves now we’re on our own. boardmasters was so good last week:
since doing this show and hitting festivals all the time it’s like i’ve become addicted to them. i need my fix man! if we went now though i’d be able to do everything i [...]
i've still got that guitar!
also did you know that tim wheeler wrote ‘girl from mars’ when he was 12? its true!
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